Posts Tagged ‘Drag Queens’
Neoannophobia: why you should have it if you don’t already
Resolve to not be terrified (it won’t work; we’re all doomed)
Read MoreTampa drag queens open shooting range for kids
This place is FIRE!! 🔥🔫
Read MoreFlorida authorizes drag queen hunting licenses
Are you going to apply for one of these? 💃🔫
Read MoreBlack Drag Queen commits school shooting
This just in: apparently a transgender person who identifies as a “Drag Queen” of African American descent has shot up a public school, using some sort of gun device. No word yet on which school or what casualties there might be or if the person of interest has been apprehended. We will post updates on…
Read MoreSchools to require students complete 40 hours of drag competitions before graduating
Hillsborough county public schools will now require all students participate in at least 40 hours of drag competitions in order to graduate, according to the Hillsborough County School Board. “To combat bigotry and prejudice, the only way we can effectively break children’s bad habits is to force them to immerse themselves in the diverse culture…
Read MoreNew queen in town taking Tampa Bay drag scene by storm!
Rhonda Santis, a drag performer who recently moved to Tampa from Tallahassee, is packing in crowds at drag shows all over the Tampa Bay Area. “There’s something familiar about her but I can’t put my finger on it,” said legendary local drag queen Amy DeMilo. “But I don’t think I’d like to.” “She’s really filthy.…
Read MoreFamily can’t get into Tampa Bay Area drag shows
A family from Brandon is very upset that they’re not being allowed to attend the raunchiest, late night drag shows in the Tampa Bay Area. “This has got to be a violation of our rights or something,” said Mike Turd, the family’s patriarch. “Yes, that’s correct; our last name is Turd, which is totally a…
Read MoreYbor City launches drag queen exchange program
In an effort to balance the population throughout the state of Florida, the Ybor City chamber of commerce has announced a drag queen exchange program. “As of the last survey, we found we have lots of drag queens,” says Mark Homphler, director of Ybor’s Department of Poorly Managed Statistics. “Wait; we have a whole bunch…
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