Posts Tagged ‘god’
2 losers debate the existence of God
It’s possible they have some good points, but extremely unlikely. 🌌
Read MoreTampa pastor wants people to stop saying that it’s as hot as Hell
Is this heat getting to you?
Read MoreGod explains problem with “Thoughts & Prayers”
There is always an answer to every question.
Read MoreGod decides during pride month gays can go to heaven
The creator of everything, God, notorious for being against the concept of homosexuality, has decided to soften his stance on same-sex love, by allowing gay people to get in to heaven during pride month. “I’ll be honest, hell is just becoming too gay, I’ve sent so many gay people there, and I get so much…
Read MoreAtheism rises among Tampa residents who still don’t have power
The lack of faith in God has swept a sizable amount of Tampan’s this week as Hurricane Ian has still left thousands without electricity. “There’s just no way that God would let Freddie’s family have power and not mine.” Said Walter Winston, father of 18 in Pinellas County. “That guys a jackass, I’m a good…
Read MoreSatan petitions God to end pandemic; starts collecting signatures in Tampa
As we come to the halfway point in this clusterfuck of a year we’re calling 2020, an unlikely hero emerges and from the depths of the underworld of all places. Yes, Satan himself is here to save us all from Coronavirus. Satan is visiting Tampa this week collecting signatures to petition God for an end…
Read MoreGod Vacations at St. Pete Beach, Announces Bible 2
“I just needed to get away for a few days. I love the beach and my son Jesus lives over in Tampa”
Read MoreTampa Chick-fil-A will be pilot for new Blood of Christ red velvet milkshake
“…we’ve been trying to find a way to really bring people closer to God with our food. We’ve wanted to do this for a long time and I figured if this pilot in Tampa is successful we can roll these out nationwide just in time for Easter.”
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