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Environmentally-friendly whore house opens in Tampa

Environmentally Friendly Whore House opens in Tampa

The city’s first environmentally-friendly whore house has opened in Wesley Chapel, highlighting it’s minimal carbon footprint, claiming, “we just let you come inside of them with no condom, no mess, no garbage from contraceptives, clean prostitution.” So far only three women have claimed residency, taking on a large workload. “Yea, it’s a tough job but…

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Study Shows Most Tampa News Force Readers Use Website to Justify Ordering Prostitutes Online

OJ Simpson Looks up what search terms are leading readers to the Tampa News Force website, and he is not happy about it.

After reluctantly looking at the Google Search Console results for the Tampa News Force website, owner and manager OJ Simpson discovered that most readers use the website to justify their decision to attempt to order prostitutes online. “It looks like a legitimate website,” says recent sex trafficking sting victim Paulie McDees, “I specifically searched whether…

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Attractive streetwalker sighted on Hillsborough Avenue

attractive streetwalker spotted in Seminole Heights

Hillsborough Avenue – Hillsborough County – Sunday, 8.4.19 For what would be the first time in over 30 years, a prostitute that could be considered physically attractive has allegedly been seen walking the streets of Tampa.  “I couldn’t believe it,” says Seminole Heights resident Stephanie Powers who reported the sighting. “It was near the intersection…

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Prostitution Legal on Nebraska Ave

prostitute giving thumbs up

Nebraska Avenue – Hillsborough County – Tuesday, 7.16.19 In a landmark decision, the Tampa City Council passed a bill legalizing prostitution on Nebraska Avenue. In a 5-4 vote, it is now legal to peddle sexual favors on the street of Nebraska Avenue, 24-hours a day. “It was just a logical move.” Said city council chairman,…

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