Posts Tagged ‘news’
Scientist proves that the universe is effectively meaningless
Professor Brett Powers, an astrophysicist currently teaching at Brown University has published a series of findings which have virtually rendered the universe meaningless, and humanity as, “inconsequential.” The papers follow various people’s daily lives and conduct surveys of their moods and how actions affect their realities and the world around them. After a 3-year study…
Read MoreBabies #MeToo politicians who kissed them
A group of babies led by one child prodigy who is able to speak and communicate with other babies despite being only 3 months old, have begun cancelling the politicians who have kissed them against their will at campaign rallies. “Just because our parents have held us out towards the politicians does not imply consent.”…
Read MoreMeh, Boomer: TNF for grown folk – April 12, 2020
Hey, remember the Lawrence Welk television program? Wasn’t that just a wonderful television program?
Hell no I don’t remember that shit! I’m not that old!
Here’s your ding dang news.
Meh, Boomer: TNF for grown folk – April 5, 2020
While we’re waiting for a nice 4pm dinner of fish with almonds on it and jello with carrot shavings in it, let’s look at the news.
Read MoreMeh, Boomer: TNF for grown folk – March 29, 2020
I guess Millennials are off the hook now. They’re heading into their 30’s now. The real shitheads are these Gen Z shitheads. What is with these shitheads? Buncha shitheads. Here’s a week’s worth of news… Tom Brady changes mind, “Bay smells bad” – Monday, March 23 – Listen, I’ve been to Boston. It doesn’t exactly…
Read MoreRick Scott Gives His Two Weeks Notice, Leaving Senate
Citing the passage of a socialist inspired bill that will provide poor Americans assistance during the current crisis, Florida Senator Rick Scott has put in his two weeks notice and is leaving the U.S. Senate. “I can’t in good conscious support the communist socialist agenda being touted by President Donald Trump,” said Scott, who made…
Read MoreMeh, Boomer: TNF for grown folk – March 22, 2020
Remember the good ol’ days when the biggest thing we had to worry about was African people starving to death? Now, I’ve already seen all of these goddamn TV shows! Here’s your news. Controversial youth coach gets second chance in Seminole Heights By Clark Brooks | March 16, 2020 | 0 Comments “Coach Galvin is a dynamic personality…
Read MoreTAMPA NEWS FORCE – BLACK FRIDAY FIESTA!
Tampa News Force showed up to the Best Buy on Dale Mabry to interview folks standing in line for Black Friday! Check it out!
Read MoreTampa News Force – Blind Justice Waterski Show!
Check out TNFs coverage of a waterski show in Oldsmar along with some interesting activity going on downtown!
Read MoreTNF: SPECIAL REPORT – 8/2/18 – WOMAN DROWNS CHILD
Tragically, on August 2, 2018, a woman drowned her child in the Hillsborough river. Tampa News Force happened to be on scene within moments of the incident.
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