Posts Tagged ‘news’
Ruth Bader Ginsburg and 5 other c*nts that need to be strangled
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Read MoreTampa News Force Acknowledges Existence of Other Tampa Bay Area Satire Site
There’s more news out there!
Read More“Beginners luck” no longer legal in casinos
It’s getting harder and harder to get rich the old fashioned way.
Read MoreCis male releases sexual fluidity music video
This song is a banger!
Read MoreLebron James Lebron’s his James
How is @KingJames going to recover from this? 🏀
Read MoreMatt Rife has sex with Beyonce and Taylor Swift
It’s hard not to be envious of his success!
Read MoreDemocrats are dumb
Duh.
Read MoreWords on a screen less of a story and more an opportunity for the writer to waste time
Sometimes, it’s hard to focus.
Read MoreScientist proves that the universe is effectively meaningless
Professor Brett Powers, an astrophysicist currently teaching at Brown University has published a series of findings which have virtually rendered the universe meaningless, and humanity as, “inconsequential.” The papers follow various people’s daily lives and conduct surveys of their moods and how actions affect their realities and the world around them. After a 3-year study…
Read MoreBabies #MeToo politicians who kissed them
A group of babies led by one child prodigy who is able to speak and communicate with other babies despite being only 3 months old, have begun cancelling the politicians who have kissed them against their will at campaign rallies. “Just because our parents have held us out towards the politicians does not imply consent.”…
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