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Babies #MeToo politicians who kissed them

By John Jacobs | November 8, 2022
Baby Me Too

A group of babies led by one child prodigy who is able to speak and communicate with other babies despite being only 3 months old, have begun cancelling the politicians who have kissed them against their will at campaign rallies. “Just because our parents have held us out towards the politicians does not imply consent.”…

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Meh, Boomer: TNF for grown folk – March 29, 2020

By Clark Brooks | March 29, 2020
Grampa Brooks

I guess Millennials are off the hook now. They’re heading into their 30’s now. The real shitheads are these Gen Z shitheads. What is with these shitheads? Buncha shitheads. Here’s a week’s worth of news… Tom Brady changes mind, “Bay smells bad” – Monday, March 23 – Listen, I’ve been to Boston. It doesn’t exactly…

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Rick Scott Gives His Two Weeks Notice, Leaving Senate

By Chingy Lopez | March 28, 2020
Rick Scott quits the Senate

Citing the passage of a socialist inspired bill that will provide poor Americans assistance during the current crisis, Florida Senator Rick Scott has put in his two weeks notice and is leaving the U.S. Senate. “I can’t in good conscious support the communist socialist agenda being touted by President Donald Trump,” said Scott, who made…

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Meh, Boomer: TNF for grown folk – March 22, 2020

By Clark Brooks | March 22, 2020
Grampa Brooks

Remember the good ol’ days when the biggest thing we had to worry about was African people starving to death? Now, I’ve already seen all of these goddamn TV shows! Here’s your news. Controversial youth coach gets second chance in Seminole Heights By Clark Brooks |  March 16, 2020 | 0 Comments “Coach Galvin is a dynamic personality…

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