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Details Emerging from Unreleased Gaetz Report

It's a party with the USAG!

Following the House Ethics Committee’s decision to not release its report on the conduct of former Florida congressman and former candidate for U.S. Attorney General Matt Gaetz, disturbing details are still coming to light about specific allegations. Among the claims being made by witnesses who testified to the committee is that Gaetz inquired in text…

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Tampa News Force Gala Event Tonight!

Party

Tonight, we at Tampa News Force will celebrate the recent publishing of our 2,000th article with a FREE party at Café Hey in downtown Tampa on Sunday, October 30th from 4pm until 8pm, sponsored by Mean But Clean Soap. There will be refreshments (FREE BEER!), entertainment, awards given out and a John Jacobs Estate Sale…

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Archeologists unearth first Tampa News Force article

First Article

On the eve of Tampa News Force (TNF) publishing their 2000th article, archaeologists from the University of South Florida (USF) announced an incredible discovery, the very first article published by TNF over 700 years ago. Long thought to have been lost or destroyed, the article was posted on April 1st, 1506 and is attributed to…

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We’re having a party!

Party

We here at Tampa News Force will be publishing our 2000th article soon, an accomplishment that very few major media outlets that produce original comedy ever reach. To celebrate this incredible achievement, we here at Tampa News Force will be hosting a FREE party at Café Hey in downtown Tampa on Sunday, October 30th from…

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Tampa Officials Blame Elevated Party Levels on Influx of Douchebags

Douchebags

Tampa’s party scene has exploded tremendously since the beginning of the Covid-19 pandemic and scientist think they have figured out why. “Our fastest growing demographic in this city includes young men with access to their parents money,” said USF Professor of Urban Sociology, Dr. Wyatt Nhao. “These men lack critical thinking skills and are generally…

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