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Loser beats up cool kid, becomes cool kid

By John Jacobs | December 15, 2022
Nerdy Kid

In a tale as old as time, Nedley Anualson, a former loser, has been elevated to the status of “cool kid” at West Swamp High School in Hillsborough county, after beating up the mysteriously-popular, cool kid, Rennin Woodley. “Yea Nedley kicked his ass and we were like ‘oh s**t, I think Nedley is actually a…

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Stop negative thoughts now

By John Jacobs | May 5, 2021
Positive thoughts

If you’re reading this that means you’re troubled and wish to have the negative thoughts which constantly plague your brain stop. Well I’ve got some good news. I can help you make it stop right now. But it’s not permanent. First I need you to stand up and start jumping. The motion will begin to…

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