Remove Your Own Teeth For Free with this Tampa Trick

Getting quality dental work in Tampa is difficult and expensive, but with this simple trick, your smile will shine brighter than any diamond.

Step 1. Go to a Bar

Any bar will do, but this trick works best in a bar in Tampa, FL.

Step 2. Get Blackout Drunk

Drinking a large amount of alcohol in a short period of time will guarantee you won’t feel the pain of removing your teeth.

Step 3. Find me in the Back

I will knock your fucking teeth loose for talking about my mom like that.