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Remove Your Own Teeth For Free with this Tampa Trick

Getting quality dental work in Tampa is difficult and expensive, but with this simple trick, your smile will shine brighter than any diamond.

Step 1. Go to a Bar

Any bar will do, but this trick works best in a bar in Tampa, FL.

Step 2. Get Blackout Drunk

All dental work is easier to get done with a few beers in

Drinking a large amount of alcohol in a short period of time will guarantee you won’t feel the pain of removing your teeth.

Step 3. Find me in the Back

Pick a bar, any bar!

I will knock your fucking teeth loose for talking about my mom like that.

Josh Santos

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Writer and award-winning videographer and documentarian. Instagram: @HashtagSantos


  1. Avatar Kath Madden on January 28, 2024 at 4:20 pm

    would be funny if Florida really did’t use this as dental and health care coverage