Posts Tagged ‘South Tampa’
South Tampa woman gets service animal
Bethany Britney of South Tampa is the new recipient of a service animal for day-to-day tasks, thanks to her father, a retired coal miner in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. “I guess it occurred to him that I have a pretty easy time of it,” she said. “So he bought me a hinder monkey.” “She’s attractive and has…
Read More5-Star chef unwinds with gigs at Waffle House
Rance Renaud, the world renowned head chef at Tampa’s swank eatery Chez Gaufre in South Tampa, likes to pop in after hours and serve as a line cook at the Waffle House at 4459 W. Hillsborough once in a while. “It feels good to get back to my roots. It calms me,” said Chef Renaud.…
Read MoreNew DoorDash delivery person already on the verge of being fired for poor customer service
A newly hired food delivery person is expected to be fired by DoorDash due to an alarming number of complaints received in less than a week. “They’re all bad. Every single review,” said the algorithm that tracks performance for the San Francisco-based food ordering and delivery platform. “The majority of our Dashers do a great…
Read MoreDrunkards excited about beating the shit out of each other in person for the first time since 2019
A group of South Tampa residents who only get drunk and into bar brawls on St. Patrick’s Day are eagerly anticipating resuming their favorite annual rite of passage tonight for the first time since COVID cancelled festivities in 2020. “Hoo boy, it’s been a while! I hope I remember how to gouge someone’s eyes. I’ll…
Read MoreStoned teenager disrupts group’s paint party
A group of friends in South Tampa had their annual holiday gathering at Painting With A Twist interrupted by a teenager under the influence of some illicit substance. “He ruined it”, said Carol Kern, one of the group’s participants. “We look forward to this every year and this uninvited bozo just shows up and wrecks…
Read MoreCDC to employ Jackass tactics to get vax numbers up
With COVID cases spurred by the Delta variant on the rise in Florida, the Center for Disease Control is employing some unconventional methods to get more residents vaccinated. The original cast of MTV’s prank comedy show “Jackass” will re-unite and will travel around the state, tricking people into getting vaccinated. “We don’t know if this…
Read MoreSushi server blames language barrier for bad service
“Look, I’m working just hard enough to not get fired and pocket some tip money, okay? I’m not trying to win sushi waitress of the year or anything.”
Read MoreLocal stock expert believes Taco Bus could be ‘the next GameStop’
Pete McGwinnity of South Tampa, an active user of Reddit and a stock trader since last Friday believes that Tampa-based fast ‘food’ chain Taco Bus could be the next stock to suddenly become severely overvalued. “What we’ve seen from the recent performance in GameStop’s stock is nothing short of remarkable”, he said. “And if there’s…
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