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Lightning to play exhibition game in Afghanistan

Afghan Exhibition

National Hockey League Commissioner Gary Bettman announced that the two-time defending Stanley Cup Champion Tampa Bay Lightning will be playing an exhibition game against the Philadelphia Flyers in Afghanistan next week. “We’ve all seen the agonizing footage recently and it’s utterly heart-wrenching. What can we as a professional North American sports league do for those…

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Giuliani attends Lightning banner raising at Nebraska Avenue motel

Banner raised

President Donald Trump’s personal lawyer, the increasingly befuddled Rudy Giuliani, attended a ceremony honoring the 2020 Stanley Cup Champion Tampa Bay Lightning at the Alamo Motel on Nebraska Avenue in Tampa last night. “It’s so good to be here at the Alamo Arena,” he said in remarks to bewildered passers-by. “I heard they weren’t allowing…

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Random family spends weekend with Stanley Cup

Cup Fam

Dennis and Jo Ann Jitworth and their two kids Teddy and Marcus enjoyed a nice pleasant weekend with the Stanley Cup, courtesy of the Tampa Bay Lightning, the reigning NHL champions. “Yeah, pretty cool, huh?”, said Dennis. “I don’t understand why but it was nice of them to let us have it for a couple…

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Kucherov still celebrating Stanley Cup win

Partying with Kuch

Tampa Bay Lightning all-star forward Nikita Kucherov, along with at least a dozen Lightning fans, is still celebrating the team’s winning the NHL championship on September 28th, popping up unexpectedly at events around Tampa Bay. “We were attending my niece’s christening at Bell Shoals Baptist Church when this crowd of rowdy people barged in, yelling…

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The Tampa Bay Lightning defeated the Dallas Stars 2-0 Game 6 of the 2020 Stanley Cup Final in Edmonton to win their second NHL championship, their first since 2004. The fact that the Lightning have won two Stanley Cups since entering the league in 1992 and no team from Canada has won one since 1993,…

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