Posts Tagged ‘stimulus’
Congress authorizes Pizza Party stimulus package for essential workers
After a daunting 9 month wait and just in time for Christmas, Congress has passed another landmark stimulus package aimed at lessening Covid-19’s blow to the middle class. The “Pizza Party Entitlement act” (or PPE act for short) provides vouchers for 2 free slices to be given to frontline/essential workers, available to be used at…
Read MoreFather caught selling child for stimulus check
A man in Pinellas County was arrested after trying to sell his child on Craigslist in exchange for a stimulus check. “It’s one of the dumbest and most heinous crimes we’ve ever seen.” Said Sargent Deputy Hank McClutchen. “In the post he claimed his child would, ‘do whatever you want him to do, and he…
Read MoreTampa News Force to receive government bail out
“It’s nice to be recognized as a valuable asset to the local population,” I continued in my head, voice echoing throughout my empty, cavernous, skull.
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