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Tampa struggles to accommodate caravan of American immigrants

Immigrants

The city of Tampa is struggling to accommodate the large number of American immigrants who have travelled all over the country to come here. New Yorkers, Californians, Mid Westerners, the list goes on and on.  Americans who realized their hometowns were shit so they came here. City Councilman Brett Bloomberg stated in an official press…

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5 reasons not to move to Tampa

Don't move here

5. You’re annoying We don’t want you here. You chose to live somewhere else before Tampa, and you probably never even really seriously considered Tampa before, but after our recent success and the collapse of the rest of the United States you’ve come to the conclusion that Florida is the last truly free state on…

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