Posts Tagged ‘TNF ownership’
Tampa News Force gives up
Tampa News Force (TNF) has given up fighting a lawsuit brought by pop superstar Taylor Swift, opting instead to settle the matter out of court. 10 minutes ago, TNF lawyers were fully prepared to battle the multiple Grammy award winner’s efforts to bend the one-time Creative Loafing Best of the Bay winning media outlet to…
Read MorePete Davidson Buys Tampa News Force
Pete Davidson of SNL fame has announced plans to purchase the majority ownership of THIS PUBLICATION! [Tampa News Force] “I’ve been trying to find new things to get my mind off of the crazy stuff happening to me right now,” said Davidson during a heavy weed smoking session with current TNF owner, OJ Simpson “I…
Read MoreTampa News Force acquires this thing
Yesterday, at an online auction intended to liquidate the asset inventory of the recently closed Tampa Grand Prix family fun center, we bought the geodesic dome structure shown in the photo accompanying this article. Also this photo: “After we failed in our bid to purchase the old, used parade float from Tampa’s Bonney-Read Krewe, we…
Read MoreAn incredible, $pecial opportunity for Mr. Elon Musk
Dear Mr. Elon Musk, Hi. How are you? We are Tampa News Force and we have been following recent news reports that you are interested in purchasing Twitter for $43,000,000,000.00. We think that’s a fantastic idea! The only thing better than being prolific on a popular social media platform is owning a popular social media…
Read MoreRebekah Mercer announces plan to purchase Tampa News Force
Rebekah Mercer, the American heiress, foundation director, and major Republican donor who helped create the social media platform Parler, has announced that she has submitted an offer to purchase Tampa News Force from current owner, OJ Simpson. “It’s a perfect, natural fit for us to acquire this property and blend two tremendous services”, she said at…
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