Posts Tagged ‘Tropical Storms’
Tampa Woman Excited to Get This Year’s Sandbags
Are you ready to be ready in style? 🌀🕶️
Read MoreTampa Bay’s Least Reliable Meteorologists
Are you prepared to get ready? 🌀🌪️⛈️☔️🌊
Read MoreDeSantis vows to hold whomever responsible for out-of-season storm
Somebody should do something and Governor DeSantis is just the guy to act like that.
Read MoreFlorida Residents Tout Stand Your Ground Law As Lee Bears Down On Canada
The only way to stop a bad storm is a good guy with a gun.
Read MoreAlternate universe Denis Phillips advises Tampa Bay residents to freak out over Tropical Storm Nicole
As the east coast of Florida braces for impact from Tropical Storm Nicole, which may become a Category 1 hurricane before making landfall and is expected to have a relatively minor effect on the Tampa Bay Area, Bizarro Denis Phillips, a meteorologist from an alternate dimension, is advising residents to freak out. Denis Phillips, the…
Read MoreNOAA now using Blake Coleman to track tropical storms
The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA), the government’s primary weather authority, announced that they are adapting Tampa Bay Lightning forward Blake Coleman to serve as the new means of illustrating the track of tropical systems that threaten U.S. coastlines. “More than anything else, we want to keep people safe”, said NOAA spokesperson Angela Feltflicker.…
Read MoreOnce again, no hurricanes named ‘Clark’ this year
It’s bad enough that Clarks can’t walk into a souvenir shop and find a coffee mug or a bike license plate or a pair of Mickey Mouse ears with their name on it.
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