Ron DeSantis Spotify Wrapped goes viral

Spotify Wrapped, the feature that allows users to see and share their music listening habits for the last year, has emerged for 2023 and among the most popular of the shared lists is that of Florida Governor and 2024 Presidential hopeful Ron DeSantis.

“I think he’s a dipshit but goddamn, he’s got great taste in music,” said Joe Jack Jimperton of Seffner. “And that’s enough to get my vote.”

This is expected to have no impact whatsoever on DeSantis’ poll numbers, as people who are influenced by things like a celebrity’s Spotify habits are also easily distracted by all kinds of silly things.