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Supreme Court Justice Kavanaugh stops cleaning out fleshlight

Kavanaugh Fleshlight

Through the Freedom of Information act, a schedule of Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanugh’s recent visits to the urologist have been released. The nature of the visits are protected by HIPAA but through an exclusive interview with an employee of the office who wished to remain anonymous, it seems the early draft of the now…

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St. Pete Mayor to have rap battle with 50 Cent

Rap battle

On Friday February 4th, 50 Cent reportedly threw a Super Bowl party in a private airport hangar in St Petersburg and the Mayor did not get an invitation. Rick Kriseman lashed out at 50 Cent on Twitter the following Saturday calling the party “stupid” and suggested that the cost of the infractions would be at…

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DeSantis lifts Florida mask requirements, even for surgeons/hazmat

DeSantis unmasked

Last week Governor Ron DeSantis announced that the state would be moving to Phase 3 and lifting penalties for those not following COVID mask mandates. At the time it was unclear what power local governments still had and how different types of businesses were affected. In a statement earlier today, Florida’s Governor gave some clarity.…

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Punxsutawney Phil Challenges Easter Bunny After Orlando Fight Video goes Viral

Bear Creek Mountain Resort – Jefferson County, PA – Thursday, 4.25.2019 In an early press conference outside his home in Pennsylvania Thursday morning, Punxsutawney Phil officially challenged the champion, The Easter Bunny, hailing from Florida for the Holiday Rodent World Heavyweight Title. “Everyday since I can remember I’ve repeated the same tight schedule. Alarm goes…

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