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New Concept Restaurant Seeks to Train Child Soldiers


A new concept restaurant with a shooting range hopes to engage the next generation of second amendment rights activist. “We want to be the Chuck E Cheese of guns,” said Barbie Bellie, founder of Pistol Planet. “In our restaurant we want children to hold a gun in one hand and a slice of pizza in…

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“All you can abort” buffet opens next to Supreme Court


An “all you can abort” buffet has opened next to the Supreme Court in protest of the overturn of Roe v Wade, which, for a flat fee, offers people, “as many abortions as they want in one sitting.” The business is meant for larger groups such as bachelorette parties or kickball teams, where for a…

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