Posts Tagged ‘Amazon’
Tampa Man Still Has Prime Day Decorations On Display
In spite of online mega retailer Amazon’s ersatz retail sales holiday “Prime Day” ending a week ago, Tampa’s Brian Grubhubber still has his decorations on full display and has no plans to take them down. “I just love Prime Day so much,” he said, standing next to a pile of Amazon packages presented festively in…
Read MoreTampa Man Does Not Understand Why He Can Not Buy Drugs on Amazon Prime
“Damn, Besos! Makes me so mad… I’m out in public, but if there was any drywall nearby, you bet your ass I’d be smashing it!!”, exclaimed Kyle Melrose, a 27-year-old professional gamer from Tampa. Melrose explained that he’d been trying to procure illegal drugs off Amazon Prime since quarantine began. “I’ve been following all social…
Read MoreAmazon Announces Plan to Build First Ever Drive Thru Superstore in Tampa
Hillsborough County officials confirmed today that they have finalized the permit requirements that will allow the online retail giant, Amazon, to build a first-of-its-kind drive-thru superstore on a busy Tampa highway. “We are a future focused company and this idea will allow us to burn a ton of money in an effort to make it…
Read MoreAmazon to offer 2-Day Evacuations this Hurricane Season
Amazon Evacuation Fulfillment Center – Hillsborough County – Wednesday, 7.3.19 In an effort to manufacture good PR ahead of Amazon Prime Day, Amazon has announced a new two day evacuation perk for Prime+ members. If you are signed up for Amazon Prime+, you and your household can be evacuated to Amazon warehouses within two days…
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