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Strip club that looks like warehouse is both

Partz

A new gentleman’s club that looks like a warehouse on Adamo Drive between Tampa and Brandon has joined the ranks of gentleman’s clubs that look like warehouses on Adamo Drive between Tampa and Brandon. The difference is that this new establishment actually serves as both. “Welcome to Partz!”, said owner/DJ Neon Cleon when we showed…

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New restaurant for singles opening soon in Brandon

Lonely's

A new chain of restaurants is opening their first location in Brandon, Florida, because that’s where every chain of restaurants opens new locations for some reason. Lonely’s is a new concept eatery, catering exclusively to people who are alone, whether by choice or not. It will serve a menu with a wide variety of top-quality…

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Top 5 Tampa Bay Swingers Clubs

Everyone knows that Tampa Bay is an adult entertainment wonderland. From the many world infamous “gentlemen’s clubs” to the self-storage facilities used for shooting low-budget pornography to whatever the hell is going on in Drew Park (home of Thee Love Shack, Fantasylands I and II, various auto repair shops and daycare centers among other random…

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New 656 area code for Hillsborough County goes into effect today

813656

As more and more people continue moving to Florida, resources are being spread thinner and thinner. One of those resources: telephone numbers. There are too many people to accommodate with the standard 813 area code. In response to the-ever growing population, the Florida Public Service Commission is launching a new area code, 656, for Tampa…

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Brandon resident kind of confused by popular new catchphrase

Phillip McGooley of Brandon does not understand the meaning behind a catchphrase that has become increasingly popular lately, nor how he’s expected to respond to it. “I get that it’s a positive thing, meant to show support for or perhaps inspire Brandon”, he said. “And that’s great. But are they talking about the town where…

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New Bay Area business offers inexpensive makeovers for children

For centuries, parents of unattractive children have struggled for a solution to their plight. Now KidWrap, a new company out of Brandon has come along with what may be the solution! “It’s pretty simple, really,” said owner Brad Floont. “Much like wrapping a motor vehicle, which consists of several huge vinyl decals that are applied…

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Brandon dad laments abrupt passing of gas shortage

Dad jokes

Kevin Sxinxst of Brandon is sad that the recent ransomware attack on the Colonial Pipeline that shut it down for six days and caused widespread gas station outages in the Southeast is apparently over already. “Oh man, this sucks,” he said. “I have a supply of jokes that would have lasted for months!” “I don’t…

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