Posts Tagged ‘Brandon’
AI Unaware of Local Comedian
Have you ever searched yourself in a non-existential manner on the internet? 💻
Read MoreNine Injured in Dueling Piano Bar Mishap
Would you go see this show every damn week?
Read MoreBDSM-themed restaurant opens in Brandon
They serve ice cream for dessert, but never have any vanilla.
Read MoreMan from Brandon feels personally betrayed by Kid Rock
Are you still boycotting Bud Light?
Read MoreGhost of WWII vet killed in action glad his sacrifice was meaningful
“Say, that’s some mighty swell patio furniture you got there!
Read MoreWorld Axe Throwing League cruelly gives false hope to Brandon man’s athletic dreams
After watching the World Axe Throwing League (WATL) on cable television, a long-dormant glimmer of hope for becoming a professional athlete someday has been awakened within Kevin Thwort of Brandon, a man for whom any realistic chances of that ever happening died many, many years ago, if they ever existed at all. “You know, when…
Read MoreStrip club that looks like warehouse is both
A new gentleman’s club that looks like a warehouse on Adamo Drive between Tampa and Brandon has joined the ranks of gentleman’s clubs that look like warehouses on Adamo Drive between Tampa and Brandon. The difference is that this new establishment actually serves as both. “Welcome to Partz!”, said owner/DJ Neon Cleon when we showed…
Read MoreNew restaurant for singles opening soon in Brandon
A new chain of restaurants is opening their first location in Brandon, Florida, because that’s where every chain of restaurants opens new locations for some reason. Lonely’s is a new concept eatery, catering exclusively to people who are alone, whether by choice or not. It will serve a menu with a wide variety of top-quality…
Read MoreTop 5 Tampa Bay Swingers Clubs
Everyone knows that Tampa Bay is an adult entertainment wonderland. From the many world infamous “gentlemen’s clubs” to the self-storage facilities used for shooting low-budget pornography to whatever the hell is going on in Drew Park (home of Thee Love Shack, Fantasylands I and II, various auto repair shops and daycare centers among other random…
Read MoreNew 656 area code for Hillsborough County goes into effect today
As more and more people continue moving to Florida, resources are being spread thinner and thinner. One of those resources: telephone numbers. There are too many people to accommodate with the standard 813 area code. In response to the-ever growing population, the Florida Public Service Commission is launching a new area code, 656, for Tampa…
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