Posts Tagged ‘Florida News’
Tampa goes entire day without news
For the first time in Tampa’s history, the city has gone a full day without any news. “Nothing happened today.” Said, Peck Bretters, Editor in Chief at Tampa News Daily. “The phones were quiet, nobody walked through the door, it was just nothing.” Bretters sighed. “Well at least I get a story out of it!”…
Read MoreTampa struggles to accommodate caravan of American immigrants
The city of Tampa is struggling to accommodate the large number of American immigrants who have travelled all over the country to come here. New Yorkers, Californians, Mid Westerners, the list goes on and on. Americans who realized their hometowns were shit so they came here. City Councilman Brett Bloomberg stated in an official press…
Read MoreCoronavirus challenge explodes on Tik Tok
“Groups of children will circle around one of their friends and all begin coughing on them at the same time until they wake up, then they pour a bowl of bat soup onto their head and chant the lyrics of that old Busta Rhymes song, but instead of ‘Woohaa,’ they shout, ‘Wuhan!’”
Read MoreJane Castor declares April 1st “Tampa News Force Day”
“I can’t believe I’m doing this.” Castor said.
Read MoreTAMPA NEWS FORCE – 10/23/17 – DEVELOPMENTAL ISSUES!
Tampa News Force covers the future potential of the West Tampa CRA District discussed at the Jewish Community Center on North Howard Ave.
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