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Liberal Communist Group Opens Charter School in Florida
Educational opportunities for Florida youngsters are expanding at a rapid rate.
Read MoreDesperate Florida schools turn to student teachers
Florida schools are facing a major staffing crisis, with over a thousand unfilled positions in Hillsborough County alone, where the school year began yesterday. As a result, they are turning to the school’s students themselves as a last resort. “We tried to recruit unqualified military veterans. That didn’t work. We’ve tried everything, every possible option,”…
Read MoreAlternative to critical race theory to be taught in Florida schools this fall
In a press conference at Tampa Heights Elementary Magnet School Saturday, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis announced that there will be changes made to the state’s public education curriculum, but Critical Race Theory is still off the table. “Okay, we’re willing to acknowledge that some of our teaching resources might… might… be a little out of…
Read MorePreschool evacuated after loud fart
Hillsborough Heights Elementary School was momentarily evacuated after loud flatulence from a student was confused as an explosion. A boy in third period science class released a compounded amount of gas originating from accidentally getting fed two breakfasts that morning. “My parents are fighting and had forgotten that the other one had made me breakfast…
Read More“Blow Jobs for Bullies” program begins in Hillsborough Schools
A new program which aims to fellate the most troubled students is now underway in Hillsborough County schools. “Blow Jobs for Bullies,” a program started by philanthropist and motivational speaker, Reba Orchester, was the brain child of a group of community workers who all had similar experiences with bullies who were sexually frustrated and stressed…
Read MoreHigh School Class President Not Sure He Wants To Be A Career Politician
Blake Sniffler, made-up underage person and class president at Gaither High School, is re-thinking his life long ambition of a career in politics. “It’s really all I ever wanted to do, but now, man, I just don’t know,” Sniffler says. He cites “shit getting weird” as the biggest reason he now has doubts. “When I…
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