Posts Tagged ‘Gronk’
Custody battle over Gronk looming
With the sudden retirement of Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback Tom Brady, a number of questions have arisen about what happens next regarding a number of situations, one of which is who will take custody of tight end and unrepentant frat boy-for-life Rob Gronkowski. “Gronk is someone who needs structure in his life. With Brady gone,…
Read MoreGronk’s ribs on Rick Scott’s Thanksgiving menu
Florida Senator Rick Scott has announced that the primary entrée for his annual Thanksgiving dinner celebration will be barbecued spare ribs from Tampa Bay Buccaneers tight end Rob Gronkowski. “Nummy nummy”, slobbered Scott. Gronkowski suffered multiple fractured ribs, along with a punctured lung, in the Bucs 34-24 loss to the Los Angeles Rams on September…
Read MoreTom Brady purchases new residence in Tampa
Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback Tom Brady has purchased a new home in the Robles Park neighborhood of Tampa. “Since I signed my contract extension and I’m going to be here a while, I figured it was time to put down some more permanent roots,” Brady said. “Staying at Jeter’s place has been nice; life is…
Read MoreTNF Super Bowl LV Prediction Preview: Today will be the most Tampa day in the history of Tampa
We’re either going to celebrate or whatever the opposite of celebrate is, but no matter what, tonight Tampa is a verb as well as a noun and we are going to Tampa like we have never Tampa’d before.
Read MoreSuper Bowl inspires terrible Tampa Bay band
The Buccaneers making it to Super Bowl LV has many Tampa Bay residents fired up, including one particularly awful local band. “Any time a team makes it to the Super Bowl, bands in that team’s town write and record an anthemic hype song for fans and players to rally behind”, says Corey Slinkter, front man…
Read MoreGronk named new host of ‘JEOPARDY!’
“I think I’m going to do good at this because it’s not a traditional kind of trivia format. I don’t know if you know this, but the host gives the answer and then the contestants have to guess the questions! Isn’t that insane?”
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