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Coveting thy neighbor actually good for your health

Covet

Hey! Doing that thing you’re not supposed to do is actually good for you. Yea, it’s true. You know how you compare yourself to other people are you get upset you’re not as successful as them? That’s good! Keep doing it! When you throw yourself into tantric tantrums, shattering your chakras and sending them in…

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This 5-letter word can cure cancer

Top Secret

Money The word is money. With money you can afford the best healthcare in the world, and even secret, exclusive treatment that other people don’t receive. You know, the stuff that actually works, that they reserve specifically for the most wealthy elites in the world. If Magic Johnson can beat Aids in the 80’s, (like…

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10 things I wish were told to me as a child

Younger

Everyone is full of shit Everyone, including yourself, is a hypocritical, compulsive liar. Sometimes because you want to make people happy, sometimes for personal gain. Politicians, parents, teachers (as George Carlin said) all full of shit. People want things at all times. Very few people on earth are rarely at rest or are fully satisfied…

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How to reverse puberty

Reverse aging

As you get older, you might realize you don’t enjoy the changes your body goes through, or any part of the aging process in general. Well luckily for you, science has found steps you can take to actually reverse the process of puberty and regenerate yourself back to your childlike existence. Follow these directions for…

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