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Ron DeSantis Slays Karaoke Rendition of Eminem’s “Lose Yourself”

Ron DeSantis and Matt Gaetz Walk Into A bar and Sing karaoke

During a drunken outing with Congressman Matt Gaetz, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis was egged on into rapping the Oscar-award winning Eminem song, “Lose Yourself”. “I’ve seen that movie ‘8 Mile’ like a thousand times,” said Jimmy Jordan, a drunken crowd member who was at the same bar Gaetz and DeSantis passed through during their recent…

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Tampa Man Convinced that Angrily Yelling Nonsense Counts as Facts

Matt Gaetz slams the impeachment proceedings with a series of loud chirps and clicks

A local man skimmed through a pre-recorded Trump impeachment article hearing in hopes of find the talking points that most align with his world view. “I don’t understand government, civics or ethics at all,” said Paulie Borntarters.  “It was very infuriating having to think about how the democrats want to have laws and rules followed…

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Matt Gaetz Pelted with Water Balloons Full of Semen

Matt Gaetz Hit with Water Ballon full of semen

Pensacola Town Hall – Escambia County – Tuesday, 5.4.2019 While leaving a town hall today, Florida Rep. Matt Gaetz was pelted by supporters with water ballons full of human and pig semen. “Any regular person who receives this kind of treatment would be outraged,” said Gaetz while licking some of the semen off his face, “But…

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