Posts Tagged ‘Politics’
Babies #MeToo politicians who kissed them
A group of babies led by one child prodigy who is able to speak and communicate with other babies despite being only 3 months old, have begun cancelling the politicians who have kissed them against their will at campaign rallies. “Just because our parents have held us out towards the politicians does not imply consent.”…
Read MoreSt. Pete men change minds on controversial issue after argument
Dan Widworth of St. Petersburg has changed his opinion on an extremely divisive social issue following an intense argument with Rob Birdley, a man he met at a local restaurant Friday afternoon. “I was minding my business, eating a cheeseburger at El Cap when I heard this guy running his big, dumb mouth,” says Widworth.…
Read MoreSandwiches demand politicization
“We’re sick and tired of not being fought over for political reasons, like literally everything else in the world”
Read MoreHigh School Class President Not Sure He Wants To Be A Career Politician
Blake Sniffler, made-up underage person and class president at Gaither High School, is re-thinking his life long ambition of a career in politics. “It’s really all I ever wanted to do, but now, man, I just don’t know,” Sniffler says. He cites “shit getting weird” as the biggest reason he now has doubts. “When I…
Read MoreNew Petition to Instill Sharia Law in Prisons Seeks Signatures
Clearwater, Fla. (March 19, 2018) A new petition started by the DataTECH Corp., (DTC) seeks signatures to instill Sharia Law in Florida prisons. Citing that current prisons are already overrun with crime and drugs, supporters hope that the passage of Sharia Law in prisons will clear some room for more criminals. When reached for comment…
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