Posts Tagged ‘real news’
Sacred Geometry just a bunch of gay numbers
I went to check out all that sacred geometry bullsh*t that everybody is always talking about and it was just a bunch of stupid numbers. Who cares? So everything in life can be broken down mathematically and that’s where binary comes from, and all matter is just tiny particles floating around and colliding and this…Read More
Will AI replace or enhance imagination?
Everyone’s pussy’s have been squirting over the new AI art programs. “Are computers going to replace us? Will they take our jobs? Are they more artistic and creative than humans are?” Yes and no. They’re creating based off of what humans have already made. They can only work with what we give them. Like science.…Read More
Colonoscopy goes viral after doctor does this!
Nothing. It’s a lie. I lied to you. I’m sorry. I don’t like lying, I think it’s bad, I don’t think people should do it, lord knows I shouldn’t do it. But you know what? Times are tough for everyone and sometimes the only way to make your nut is to spin tales to strangers.…Read More
Scientists predict by 2030 all news will be fake
Based off current trends, scientists have made a prediction that by the year 2030, all news will be considered fake in one way or another. “Fake in the sense that, it will revolve around some trivial topic like a celebrity or a food recipe and not actually be relevant to society.” Said Dennis Bird, lead…Read More
Guy forgets headline, publishes article anyway
I also forgot the article too. My boss is going to have his way with me when he sees this. But screw it, I don’t care anymore. What’s he going to do, fire me? He has nobody else! Literally! I look up and down my hallway and every office has cleared out! It’s me, the…Read More
Scientist proves that the universe is effectively meaningless
Professor Brett Powers, an astrophysicist currently teaching at Brown University has published a series of findings which have virtually rendered the universe meaningless, and humanity as, “inconsequential.” The papers follow various people’s daily lives and conduct surveys of their moods and how actions affect their realities and the world around them. After a 3-year study…Read More
Gulfport man says new season of courtroom TV show not as good as last one
Steve Meence of Gulfport says that the new season of the courtroom TV show he watches every day does not live up to the standard set by the previous season. “Not even close,” said Meence. “They had a good thing going with Johnny Depp and Amber Heard and they replaced that with this? Big mistake.…Read More
True Crime fans lament ending of popular local story
Tampa Bay Area followers of the Gabby Petito Story are upset and disappointed with what appears to be the story’s final chapter. “Easily the worst ending since ‘Dexter‘”, said Connie Leewurst of St. Petersburg. “The villain is just… dead, I guess? Lame!” “As much time and emotion as we all invested in this saga and…Read More
TAMPA NEWS FORCE – 11/28/17 – SEMINOLE KILLER CAPTURED!
Tampa News Force shows up to the scene at the McDonald’s in Ybor City where the seminole heights killer has been capturedRead More