Posts Tagged ‘snl’
Which party consumes more Adrenochrome? Democrat or Republican: A full breakdown
Conspiracies have flown around the internet for a while now that wealthy elites in power consume the blood of children who have been scared to release adrenaline. (This is something that people sincerely believe.) We’re going to breakdown which party most-likely consumes more of this enriched blood. Democrat: Great with image, everything is about perception…
Read MoreGuy forgets headline, publishes article anyway
I also forgot the article too. My boss is going to have his way with me when he sees this. But screw it, I don’t care anymore. What’s he going to do, fire me? He has nobody else! Literally! I look up and down my hallway and every office has cleared out! It’s me, the…
Read MoreMan famous for cancelling people gets cancelled
Donovan Menendez “Canny” Cancelero, a 45-year-old dog breeder who rose to fame by publicly cancelling people on his Etsy page has been cancelled himself after word got out that he’s a necrophiliac of animals. “Donovan cancelled me for leaving an 8% tip on my Steak-N-Shake meal, so to get back at him I did a…
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