Posts Tagged ‘sports’
Tampa Man Struggling With Post-Olympics Depression
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Read MoreDeSantis Cancels Funding for Professional Sports in Florida
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Read MoreNew Florida License Plates
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Read MoreI donāt want to write this story about childrenās genitals
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Read MoreDeSantis Announces Teen Menstrual Blood Collection Program
In an effort to ban trans youth from playing school sports, teen girls will now be forced to personally supply Florida Governor Ron DeSantis with a vial of menstrual blood every month. āItās the only way to make sure that no chicks with dicks are taking advantage of the sacred pastime that is school sports,ā…
Read MoreNew chain of sports bars for ladies slated to open in Tampa Bay
A brand-new chain of sports designed to appeal to families, and focusing on women, opened yesterday with their first location in Brandon. “Welcome to Queef O’Brady’s,” said owner and manager Tommy Wiffleballz. “The first sports bar by men for women to watch sports played by men and eat chicken wings served by women.” “This is…
Read MoreWorld Axe Throwing League cruelly gives false hope to Brandon man’s athletic dreams
After watching the World Axe Throwing League (WATL) on cable television, a long-dormant glimmer of hope for becoming a professional athlete someday has been awakened within Kevin Thwort of Brandon, a man for whom any realistic chances of that ever happening died many, many years ago, if they ever existed at all. “You know, when…
Read MoreESPN officially makes White People Running Around In The Yard a sport
As baseball continues to drag through the longest, least eventful part of its season, TV networks are desperate for alternatives to the only major league sport taking place right now. The cable channel recently sent a crew to broadcast a recent game of White People Running Around In The Yard held in Temple Terrace to…
Read MoreAngry God expected to rain out minor league baseball game
God, the revered, reviled, feared, ineffable, unpredictable and misunderstood supreme Christian deity, is very angry that the Tampa Tarpons have a female manager, according to a self-appointed human spokesperson. āThe Almighty takes a dim view of this kind of abomination,ā said Delores Shtiffy of Seffner, referring to Rachel Balkovec, the first female manager in the…
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