Posts Tagged ‘tampa corona virus’
CDC releases statement: Coronavirus actually has Tampa origin
”I just want to apologize to China and to the Chinese people who have been unfairly and ruthlessly judged because we thought CODVID-19 originated from a Chinese citizen eating an infected bat. It turns out bats are completely safe to eat and we have just been being total dicks about it.” Dr. Wolfe said solemnly at a CDC press conference at Tampa General Hospital.
Read MoreSt. Patrick’s Day basically the same this year
“So what’s the worst that could happen? “
Read MoreTeens who caused toilet paper hoarding panic ‘really, really sorry’
“Yeah, we’re sorry”, says 16-year-old Chad Didswell. “Yeah, really, really sorry”, says his best friend, 15-year-old Kevin Qug, as they exchanged a quick, subtle high-five when they thought I wasn’t looking.
Read MoreTampa Area Strippers Concerned About Corona Virus
“We used to pick up singles with our butt cracks without a second thought. Now, we worry where it has been”
Read MoreGoths, stoners, and doomsday preppers donate gas masks to fight Coronavirus
Three disparate groups banded together to donate their unused gas masks and time in an attempt to save lives.
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