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BREAKING: Guy Has Sex
TAMPA, FL – During an exclusive interview with TNF, Brad Ormond, 28, disclosed that he had sex last night. The following is a transcript of that interview. SH – “So, Brad, you said you had something you wanted to get off your chest?” BO – “Yeah bro. You know that chick I was talking to…
Read MoreTampa Bay sports makes man orgasm
Benny Hudgins of Valrico climaxed thinking about Tampa’s current sports rosters, causing him to have an epiphany that the city can make him come more than his significant other. “I was sitting in my recliner chair watching game 1 of the Stanley Cup playoffs, and I found myself getting sexually aroused at the thought of…
Read MoreTampa Sex Club Forced to Shut Down Ass Eating Night
Due to unnecessary red-tape and regulation from the Democrats in Tallahassee, Ass Eating Night in the popular Tampa Bay Area Sex Club, Oxfords’ Sex Exchange, has been put on hiatus until further notice. “Those bureaucrats in the capital need get out of the way,” said OSE owner and operator Lexman Hothman. “Ass Eating Night is…
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