Posts by Sean Harper
USF hires guy who just got caught cheating as defensive coordinator
TAMPA, FL — Last Monday, USF Football announced that they had fired Defensive Coordinator Glenn Spencer. Less than 24 hours later, they announced his replacement. “It is my pleasure to announce the hiring of my neighbor, Ben Faithfullerson, as Defensive Coordinator,” Head Coach Jeff Scott declared in his weekly press conference. Not much is known…
Read MoreThe Top 5 Most Famous Restaurants in Tampa Bay
5. Chic-fil-a It’s hard to get a meal here sometimes because it’s so busy. They also don’t like gay people very much! 4. Taco Bell Seemingly the only place to get food past 2am anymore, Taco Bell comes in at number four on our list. What kind of meat is in that burrito? Who knows!?…
Read MoreJon Gruden to Fight ThunderBug on Jake Paul Undercard
TAMPA, FL — The December 18th bout at Amalie Arena between Jake Paul (Logan’s brother) and Tommy Fury (Tyson’s brother) just got a bit more interesting, as former Buccaneers head coach, Jon Gruden, signed a deal to fight current Lightning mascot, ThunderBug. “I’ll tell you what man, I don’t like that bug, man,” Gruden said…
Read MoreBREAKING: Guy Has Sex
TAMPA, FL – During an exclusive interview with TNF, Brad Ormond, 28, disclosed that he had sex last night. The following is a transcript of that interview. SH – “So, Brad, you said you had something you wanted to get off your chest?” BO – “Yeah bro. You know that chick I was talking to…
Read MoreTampa father films TikTok dance; loses custody of child
TAMPA, FL — A single father recently lost custody of his 6 year-old son after filming himself dancing to the song ‘WAP’ and then uploading the video to TikTok. Bryan Pierce, 44, was reported to local authorities after footage surfaced of him twerking to a censored version of the Cardi B tune while holding his…
Read MoreTampa man leaves family to live with alligators; is surprisingly not eaten
Two months ago, Paul’s Husband appeared to simply be a typical American man. He had a wife, three kids, a stable 9-5 job as an insurance agent, and a house with a beautiful dock on the banks of Lake Magdalene. Only Paul knew of the horrific conflict that was taking place within him. Only he…
Read MoreFour Exercises for Staying in Shape During the Quarantine
With beaches now open in Florida but gyms still closed, staying in shape during quarantine doesn’t have to be difficult if you follow these simple excercises. 1. Getting Out of Bed Getting out of bed is a great way to work out your legs because it requires you to stand up, which forces your legs…
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