Posts Tagged ‘The Onion’
Man Loses Life Savings On Olympic Table Tennis
Legalized gambling is not for everyone
Read MoreWhich President Gives The Best Head
Do you have a personal favorite? 🫦
Read MoreAnnoying piece of shit gets fucked up
He had it coming
Read MoreTampa becomes the 3rd gayest city on earth
This is something you NEED to know!
Read MoreProtestor turns out to just be hungry
You never know where motivation will come from
Read MoreCorpse of police dog accidentally served at Chick-fil-A
Good boy, even better sandwich!
Read MoreWealthy males living above Richmond, Virginia entitled to compensation
This should help a little.
Read MoreSacred Geometry just a bunch of gay numbers
I went to check out all that sacred geometry bullsh*t that everybody is always talking about and it was just a bunch of stupid numbers. Who cares? So everything in life can be broken down mathematically and that’s where binary comes from, and all matter is just tiny particles floating around and colliding and this…
Read MoreTampa Man Only Gets His News From Satire Magazines
Tampa New Force fan and avid reader, Will Green, refuses to consume mainstream media. For the last 5 years, his news has exclusively come from TNF, but also sometimes The Onion. “I just don’t buy into the lizard people’s narrative anymore. Satire is for the people.” Green explains he can no longer relate to mainstream…
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