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These 10 Tampa establishments will leave you speechless
We don’t know what to say about this list. 😶
Read MoreTampa starts looking like London
The city of Tampa has started to look a lot like London, whether you’re ready for it or not. Theater shows popping up everywhere. Tube strikes. Train delays. Buckingham palace. It’s literally London. The buildings are old and made of stone with sconces and moldings which make you question whether or not they were made…
Read MoreTampa goes entire day without news
For the first time in Tampa’s history, the city has gone a full day without any news. “Nothing happened today.” Said, Peck Bretters, Editor in Chief at Tampa News Daily. “The phones were quiet, nobody walked through the door, it was just nothing.” Bretters sighed. “Well at least I get a story out of it!”…
Read MoreTampa goes back to being cesspool, piece of shit, town
Tampa, a once glorious city, has become overpopulated and polluted thanks to the pandemic pushing American immigrants into the city, driving up prices, diminishing resources, and overpacking land. The city is officially back to being the shit hole it once was before it’s rise to greatness. But such is the balance of nature, and once…
Read MoreTampa struggles to accommodate caravan of American immigrants
The city of Tampa is struggling to accommodate the large number of American immigrants who have travelled all over the country to come here. New Yorkers, Californians, Mid Westerners, the list goes on and on. Americans who realized their hometowns were shit so they came here. City Councilman Brett Bloomberg stated in an official press…
Read MoreCan you afford Tampa?
If you live in Tampa or are planning to move to the Tampa Bay area, you should ask yourself if you can afford Tampa. Here are some things to consider: Do you have enough money to buy a Cuban sandwich twice a week? How often do you frequent strip clubs and how much money do…
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