Posts by Katy Style
Satan petitions God to end pandemic; starts collecting signatures in Tampa
As we come to the halfway point in this clusterfuck of a year we’re calling 2020, an unlikely hero emerges and from the depths of the underworld of all places. Yes, Satan himself is here to save us all from Coronavirus. Satan is visiting Tampa this week collecting signatures to petition God for an end…
Read MoreTampa Bay named boob sweat capital of the U.S.
The Tampa Bay area is home to many titles. We’ve got some good ones, Best beaches, best resorts, and some less than stellar like most depressed. But this week we take on a title we have truly earned, most boob sweat. That’s right! Tampa Bay is now ranked #1 in the nation for sweaty fucking…
Read MoreGod Vacations at St. Pete Beach, Announces Bible 2
“I just needed to get away for a few days. I love the beach and my son Jesus lives over in Tampa”
Read MoreCDC releases statement: Coronavirus actually has Tampa origin
”I just want to apologize to China and to the Chinese people who have been unfairly and ruthlessly judged because we thought CODVID-19 originated from a Chinese citizen eating an infected bat. It turns out bats are completely safe to eat and we have just been being total dicks about it.” Dr. Wolfe said solemnly at a CDC press conference at Tampa General Hospital.
Read MoreTampa medical call center rewards employee bravery with jeans day all week.
It was announced on Monday of this week that employees will be allowed to wear jeans all week long as a reward for their bravery and dedication.
Read MoreCity of Tampa prepares for March events, keeping citizen safety in mind
“We want to keep people safe for sure, but we aren’t a bunch of little fucking bitches are we?”
Read MoreScientist son of prominent Tampa lawyers perfects cloning technique; Promises law office on every corner
Jeffrey is the lesser-known son of John and Ultima Morgan. Unlike his siblings who went to law school and joined the family business, Jeffrey went to medical school and has been studying cloning for years.
Read MoreTampa General Hospital to introduce new discount medical services wing
Hillsborough County’s own Tampa General Hospital has unveiled a plan to open a discount medical services wing by this summer in an effort to help lower income citizens and cheapskates alike.
Read MoreTampa Chick-fil-A will be pilot for new Blood of Christ red velvet milkshake
“…we’ve been trying to find a way to really bring people closer to God with our food. We’ve wanted to do this for a long time and I figured if this pilot in Tampa is successful we can roll these out nationwide just in time for Easter.”
Read MoreHillsborough County Schools announces plan to reduce school lunch debt
Under intense pressure from a growing student population and a shrinking budget, Hillsborough County Schools announced today that they are launching a district wide plan to lower and possibly eliminate school lunch debt. Many citizens of Hillsborough county have expressed concerns about this affecting their students lunch benefits. I sat down with Hillsborough County Schools…
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