Posts by Lemur J. Fitzmuggins III
Where the Hell Are the Apples?!?
Thursday, after being named Time magazine’s “Person of the Year”, President-elect Donald Trump visited the New York Stock Exchange where he shared this heart-rending anecdote about the economic struggles of a woman who probably exists: This was an effective, timely and relevant message to send because most of the people at the New York Stock…
Read MoreIf You Think Everyone Hates You, You Could Be Right
Do you ever get this feeling?
Read MoreUSF: DAMN!!
OF COURSE we saw this coming!
Read MoreThe case FOR hiring Jon Gruden as USF’s next football coach
The other day, The Daily Stampede, SB Nation’s blog devoted to comprehensive coverage of the University of South Florida’s (USF) athletic programs, published an outstanding piece by Robert Steeg on how the idea of hiring former Tampa Bay Buccaneers head coach to take over as head coach of the USF Bulls is such a ridiculous…
Read MoreMouthy broad who slandered Tampa Bay returns to presumably destroy what’s left of our self esteem
Amy Schumer, who is credited as an author, comedian and actor for no reasons other than that she writes books, performs stand-up comedy and acts in movies and TV programs, has two shows tonight at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino Event Center at 6:30 and 9:30, during which she will undoubtedly continue her…
Read More“Sports Team at the Strip Club” is Tampa Bay’s best urban legend
It has been reported by Pat Donovan and Aaron Jacobson of the Pat and Aaron Show on local radio stations 95.3 WDAE & AM 620, that several Florida Panthers players were out partying at a strip club on Sunday night following a 5-1 loss in Game 3 of their second-round Stanley Cup Playoff series to…
Read MoreWhy aren’t we Ice Bucket Challenging COVID?
Seven and a half years ago, the nation was swept up in the Ice Bucket Challenge, an activity where people videotaped themselves pouring buckets of ice water over their heads in an effort to cure cancer. Men, women, kids, celebrities, Canadians. Even USF students. We were all united in a common cause. And guess what?…
Read MoreTNF agrees with Rick Scott!
In a pretty much unprecedented occurrence, Tampa News Force actually agrees wholeheartedly with the sentiment expressed by Florida Senator Rick Scott yesterday on Twitter… We agreed with it because we at Tampa News Force are huge, unabashed, dedicated supporters of our World Champion Tampa Bay Buccaneers, just as we are of all Tampa Bay Area…
Read MoreOnce again, innocent youths impacted by examples set by spoiled professional athletes
Well, well, well. Here we are, once again, seeing this country’s impressionable young men emulating the behavior of their “heroes” in professional sports. This time, the victims are the Tigers of Jesuit High School in Tampa, completing a 15-0 season with a 35-29 win over Pine Forest (Pensacola) a couple of weeks ago to capture…
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