Posts by Maggie Hyde
Opinion: I Killed Baby Yoda
It had to be done so I did it. I could see the future and it wasn’t bright. Thousands of corporate drones lined up outside Target to be first in line to buy the new Baby Yoda Plushie. A must-have for the season. I could already hear the cries of children begging their parents for…
Read MoreAugust 2019 Horoscope
You can look to the stars for guidance, but make sure there isn’t any oncoming traffic you are about to walk into. Leo Hey you! Yeah you. Just shut up already. You talk entirely too much. Virgo You are very virtuous. Virtuous is boring. Go crazy. Let your inner floozy shine! Libra Much the opposite…
Read MoreHoroscope for the rest of July 2019
The stars took a vacation for two weeks, but they are back and ready to add that extra spice to your life! REMEMBER: Mercury is in retrograde so take care of yourselves, folks! Leo Entering into the season of you, remember to live life without limits! The world is your toilet bowl. Virgo Sometimes what…
Read MoreTNF Horoscope: First Week of July
Horoscope for June 30 to July 6, 2019 Are the stars quietly whispering your future, or are they violently yelling about your past? Cancer This is the week you will finally try crystal meth. Leo Don’t let anyone tell you seltzer is a subpar beverage. Virgo You are overflowing with joy and new ideas. You…
Read MoreTNF Horoscope: Last week of June
Horoscope for June 23 to June 30, 2019 Ever stare up at the night sky and wonder what the stars are trying to tell you? Well we have a round up for what you can expect this week: Cancer It’s your season baby! The stars are aligning for you to party like it’s 1999 or…
Read MoreTop 5 Sex Toys at The Todd – The Couples Superstore
Todd’s Couple’s Superstore – Hillsborough County – Thursday, 5.16.2019 Tampa is a city well known for its strip clubs, steakhouses, and strip club/steakhouse hybrids. Clearly we are a city of taste. No other place better displays the myriad tastes of the Tampa bay area than does Todd Couples Superstores. Tampa News Force had the opportunity…
Read MoreGovernor Desantis declares Florida a State of Emergen-C®
Tampa Social Club – Hillsborough County – Sunday 2.24.2019 Speaking to a standing room crowd at Tampa’s most prestigious social club, Florida Governor Ron Desantis started by thanking the crowd and then coughed…for a while. One of his aides rushed to the stage and handed him a cup of water. He reached for the cup…
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