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Partially treated Wastewater ranked more delicious than Aquafina
A recent blind taste test conducted in Tampa concluded that the partially treated wastewater that gets dumped in Hillsborough river is more delicious than bottled water brand Aquafina. “What did you say this was?” Asked Michael Beech, one of the taste test participants. “Partially treated wastewater,” said Shellard Pimblo, one of the organizers of the…
Read MoreQUIZ: Which Gentleman’s Club Should I go to in Tampa?
There are many great gentleman’s clubs in Tampa, sometimes it might feel like an overwhelming amount. So today we’re helping you figure out the best club to go to tonight!
Read MoreOp-ed: Athletes are ruining athletics
(EDITORS NOTE: Our focus here at Tampa News Force is to provide top-notch quality news coverage by award-winning journalists on topics of specific interest to the Tampa Bay Area. However occasionally a controversial subject beyond that scope demands attention and one of our readers offers us a shit-ton of money for the opportunity to utilize…
Read MoreTNF Baseball Giveaway!
Join two genuine Tampa News Force personnel – NOT John Jacobs – to watch a baseball game! We have four extra tickets – GOOD ASS SEATS, FRONT ROW BEHIND HOME PLATE! – for the game between the Dunedin Blue Jays and Lakeland Flying Tigers Baseball Team this Thursday, July 22nd, 6:30 pm, at the TD…
Read MoreProof of sinister sports conspiracy revealed!
Tampa News Force has uncovered proof that the National Hockey League along with several other shadowy entities with a vested interest have conspired against the New York Islanders on behalf of the Tampa Bay Lightning in order to help the Lightning win yet another Stanley Cup. We can’t tell you how we obtained this explosive…
Read MoreTNF Horoscopes. Week of April 18
Aries Let’s get serious about your life for a minute, but only for a minute. Once the minute is done you can go back to drinking and partying. Taurus This will be your week to prove to everyone that your internal energy can be used for good, or for making decent cupcakes. Gemini That thing…
Read MoreTNF presents “Jesus Talks”
Fresh off last night’s premiere of Tampa News Force’s fourth film “Jesus Talks”, starring John Jacobs, at the 2021 Dunedin International Film Festival, here’s the film itself in its entirety. Enjoy!! You’ll probably recognize several locations as well as a number of Tampa Bay Area performers in this completely independently produced film, because we’re sincere…
Read MoreTNF to premiere newest film “Jesus Talks” at 2021 Dunedin International Film Festival
Tampa News Force’s latest film, “Jesus Talks” will premiere on Wednesday, January 13, at 9:10pm, as part of the 2021 Dunedin International Film Festival (DIFF) at the Fenway Hotel, Autograph Collection in Dunedin. The film will be the fourth from Tampa News Force (TNF) and continues a streak of three years of having submissions accepted…
Read MoreCheck out the 1st Annual Tampa News Force Christmas TV Spectacular Special
From our hyper-local satirical news outlet to your anywhere-in-the-world consumer viewing household, it’s our first holiday TV special with John Jacobs, Josh Santos, Clark Brooks and your host, the rookie Sensation herself, Cannzana Stockwil! Featuring a musical performance from special guest, St. Paul Peterson! Enjoy!
Read MoreCongress authorizes Pizza Party stimulus package for essential workers
After a daunting 9 month wait and just in time for Christmas, Congress has passed another landmark stimulus package aimed at lessening Covid-19’s blow to the middle class. The “Pizza Party Entitlement act” (or PPE act for short) provides vouchers for 2 free slices to be given to frontline/essential workers, available to be used at…
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