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TNF Horoscopes romance edition!

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Here’s some nifty tricks and tips to find the person of your dreams! Horoscopes from Tampa Bay’s 14th best astrologer Chris Coon! Aries: Keep considering yourself hot enough to be desired. Your self-image and confidence have a tangible effect on other people’s perception of you, and tastes vary wider than you might think. Also your…

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Horoscopes from Tampa’s only gender-fluid astrologist

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Aries Mercury is in retrograde for you this month. Not the planet. The Roman god of commerce, transit, messages, and the immortal guide to the afterlife. He will personally cause you to backslide deeper into your creepy fanfic addiction. But Mercury will also give you the gift of prophecy. You’ll think, “Oh gosh I bet…

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You’ll never believe what Tom Brady’s Horoscope said!

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Bringing you the horoscope once again is our resident Horoscopologist, Chris Coon, and this week you’ll never believe what Tom Brady’s horoscope was! Aries While in a coffee shop across from an intellectual, you will unwittingly inspire a new wave of a political philosophy that will revolutionize 22nd century geopolitics. That philosophy: Ugly people should…

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TNF Horoscopes. Week of April 18

Aries Let’s get serious about your life for a minute, but only for a minute. Once the minute is done you can go back to drinking and partying. Taurus This will be your week to prove to everyone that your internal energy can be used for good, or for making decent cupcakes. Gemini That thing…

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Bay Area psychic predicts “more of the same” in 2020

The Amazing Desdamona, widely considered Tampa Bay’s most accurate psychic, has predicted that the year 2020 will be very similar to the year 2019. “It’s going to be a very good year for some people, mostly people who had a very good year last year. Also same thing for people who had a bad 2019;…

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