Posts Tagged ‘Bucs 2020’
Tom Brady Tests Positive
“We just received Tom’s test results,” said Dr. Dilgore Robinson, who was waving a clipboard in the air revealing the test results.
Read MoreSuper Bowl inspires terrible Tampa Bay band
The Buccaneers making it to Super Bowl LV has many Tampa Bay residents fired up, including one particularly awful local band. “Any time a team makes it to the Super Bowl, bands in that team’s town write and record an anthemic hype song for fans and players to rally behind”, says Corey Slinkter, front man…
Read MoreArians demands recount from last Sunday’s game
“WE WON THIS GAME BY A LOT!”
Read MoreBucs winless with Antonio Brown in lineup
The Tampa Bay Buccaneers lost to the New Orleans Saints 38-3 at Raymond James Stadium in Tampa Sunday night. It was the first game in a Bucs uniform for newly signed receiver Antonio Brown. The Bucs were terrible and remain winless (0-1 on the season and 0-1 in franchise history) with Brown in the line-up.…
Read MoreNFL boycotters really mean it this week, for real, seriously
As the Tampa Bay Buccaneers prepare for their home opener against the Carolina Panthers later today, people boycotting the NFL are planning to intensify their efforts. “We’re longtime football fans but the NFL has betrayed us by supporting the Black Lives Matter thug movement and we are committed to making a statement to let them…
Read MoreTampa Bay Buccaneers Unveil Assless Uniform
Citing the fact that the next NFL season will be played exclusively through an advanced VR version of Madden NFL on a couple PS5’s linked together with a LAN cable, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers unveiled their newest uniforms with the surprise addition assless pants. “The latest VR technology requires electrodes to be placed all over…
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