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Chik-fil-A to use Tampa Bay Area locations to teach business classes

Chik-fil-A

Chik-fil-A, the national fast food chain specializing in chicken sandwiches has announced plans for the use of some of their locations in the Tampa Bay Area on Sundays, when the restaurants are closed. “We’re closed every Sunday so our staff can observe the biblical edict that Sunday is the Lord’s day but our restaurants themselves…

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St. Pete woman convinced she has direct influence on local economy

Economy

Denise Bazugas of St. Petersburg firmly believes that her spending habits have a noticeable and measurable impact on local businesses. “‘Get Woke, Go Broke’ is an economic principle I believe in and support,” she said. “If you put a rainbow-colored ‘BLM’ sticker on your front window, I will not patronize your establishment and you will…

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Low-level employee attends wrong company holiday party

Holiday Party

Due to being included in a group email by mistake, Mike Clunbgh, a shipping clerk for United Business System Analysis Coordinators, Inc. in Tampa, attended the wrong employee holiday party Saturday night. “Right company, but definitely the wrong party actually,” said Clunbgh. “Jennifer is the one who sent out the email. I guess she should…

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Tampa CEO sexually aroused by action taken by Better.com

CEO

Brent Sppoonholder, the CEO of Integrated Associated Business Systems Inc., a Tampa-based company that makes profits, had an interesting reaction to the news that Better.com recently fired 900 employees during a Zoom call. “This is the sexiest thing I’ve ever seen in my life,” he said. “And technically, it isn’t porn so I can’t even…

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New Bay Area business offers inexpensive makeovers for children

For centuries, parents of unattractive children have struggled for a solution to their plight. Now KidWrap, a new company out of Brandon has come along with what may be the solution! “It’s pretty simple, really,” said owner Brad Floont. “Much like wrapping a motor vehicle, which consists of several huge vinyl decals that are applied…

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Tampa’s Top 5 Roadside Merchants

Women Be Shopping

Hey, remember when you had to get in your car and drive to some fancy store with a display window and electric lights and like, a door or something, inside of some bourgeois mall like an asshole if you ever wanted to buy something? And then along came Web Sites® where you could buy anything…

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Another retail chain closing

Mike

Yet another beloved chain of local retail stores has fallen victim to the struggling economy and will be closing soon. Mike’s Roadside Merch will be joining the ranks of Burdine’s, Maas Brothers and others when its last location on the northwest corner of Dale Mabry and Kennedy in Tampa shuts down later this week. The…

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