Posts Tagged ‘John Jacobs’
Ruth Bader Ginsburg and 5 other c*nts that need to be strangled
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Read MoreNative American graveyard declared Gasparilla Grand Marshall
Gasparilla will be more inclusive than ever šā ļøš“āā ļø
Read MoreTaylor Swift eats out Travis Kelceās ass after Super Bowl win
What a sweet post-game treat! ššš
Read More19 famous nepo-babies sure to make you go hog wild
These things are everywhere!
Read MoreCis male releases sexual fluidity music video
This song is a banger!
Read MoreLebron James Lebronās his James
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Read MoreFake news reporter celebrates 500+ stories published
John Jacobs, one of the head writers at Tampa News Force, is celebrating the milestone of over 500 articles published for TNF. To help him celebrate weāre going to take a look back at some of his most popular articles: Retard baby jerks itself off using its webbed toes This article was the first one…
Read MoreJournalist struggles with identity crisis
āIām rich and I identify as rich, but I am stuck in a non-rich personās body, so I am asking for donations to help me through this transition and buy this Burberry trench coat I really want.ā
Read MoreCoveting thy neighbor actually good for your health
Hey! Doing that thing youāre not supposed to do is actually good for you. Yea, itās true. You know how you compare yourself to other people are you get upset youāre not as successful as them? Thatās good! Keep doing it! When you throw yourself into tantric tantrums, shattering your chakras and sending them in…
Read MoreGuy forgets headline, publishes article anyway
I also forgot the article too. My boss is going to have his way with me when he sees this. But screw it, I donāt care anymore. Whatās he going to do, fire me? He has nobody else! Literally! I look up and down my hallway and every office has cleared out! Itās me, the…
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