Posts Tagged ‘Nikita Kucherov’
Fan calls for immediate release of all Russian Lightning players
Steve Ipsnitch of Brandon, who has been a Tampa Bay Lightning for over three years, is demanding that the team release all players of Russian descent immediately, in response to Russia’s invasion of Ukraine. “Not just released, I want them deported, right now!” he exclaimed. “Something has to be done and these Russian billionaires are…
Read MoreOp-ed: Athletes are ruining athletics
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Read MoreTampa Bay Area braces for the return of Drunk Kucherov
Based on what we saw from his post-game press conference, the situation is already at a Fucks Given sustained rate of 0, which is likely to increase in intensity with Monday’s boat parade imminent
Read MoreProof of sinister sports conspiracy revealed!
Tampa News Force has uncovered proof that the National Hockey League along with several other shadowy entities with a vested interest have conspired against the New York Islanders on behalf of the Tampa Bay Lightning in order to help the Lightning win yet another Stanley Cup. We can’t tell you how we obtained this explosive…
Read MoreTampa man loves Lightning so much he marries them
Burt Smitheren of Tampa is a diehard Tampa Bay Lightning fan and loves the defending Stanley Cup Champion team more than anything else in the world. “We’ve been on such a great run these last few years, how could you NOT love this team?”, he said. “LET’S GO LIGHTNING!” Monday night at Sudspuckers Sports Pubbery…
Read MoreSafety Harbor man mistaken for Steven Stamkos
A man watching the Tampa Bay Lightning game against the New York Islanders in the NHL Eastern Conference Final at the Clearwater Hooters was falsely identified as Lightning captain Steven Stamkos last night. The man entered the restaurant shortly after the puck dropped to start the game, just after 8pm, and took a seat at…
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