Posts Tagged ‘Presidential Election 2020’
Biden and Trump reach historic agreement
In a historically unprecedented move, as well as an uncharacteristic display of cooperation in this highly contentious election campaign, the two presidential candidates, Republican incumbent Donald Trump and Democrat challenger Joe Biden, have worked out a mutually beneficial deal mere hours before the polls close nationwide. At an accidental breakfast meeting at the Waffle House…
Read MoreTampa woman votes, announces, “That should do it”
Christine Valzer of Tampa, who has never participated in an election prior to this year, voted early this morning and immediately proclaimed an end to all divisive social and economic issues. “Yep, that should do it”, she said as she left the West Tampa branch of the public library, and informed everyone waiting in line,…
Read MoreTrump Declares Victory in Florida, Nation
It‘s Election Day, November 3 2020, and it’s the culmination of one of the most important elections in American History. The race features incumbent President Donald Trump vs. the Democratic nominee for President Joe Biden in a tight contest for the White House. A record number of Americans have already voted, with millions more planning…
Read MoreMan Heckling Joe Biden Turns Out to Be Mirror
Scranton, PA — Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden was recorded getting into a spirited discussion with what he called an “old man heckler” at one of his final campaign stops before the election. The heckler turned out to be a full-length mirror he was passing on his way to an interview. “He wouldn’t let me get a word in,”…
Read MoreEarly voter suddenly remembers she’s undecided
Carol Wish-Washer of Temple Terrace was very pleased with herself for being one of many people to take advantage of the opportunity to cast her vote in this year’s election, until she realized that she hasn’t determined who she wants to be the President of the United States yet. “My God. What have I done?!?”,…
Read MoreDissension 2020: Tampa News Force begins Presidential Election coverage
The 2020 Presidential Election is one month from today, Tuesday, November 3rd. In a year that has seen a global pandemic, racial unrest and every Tampa Bay professional sports team being pretty darn good, who can possibly predict what will happen? The answer is Tampa News Force. Starting today, we are here to give you…
Read MoreThat One Chicken Who Runs Wild Around Ybor Announces She’s Running for President
Shortly after Kanye announced he plans to run for president in the upcoming November election, that chicken who runs wild around Ybor announced that she, too, will also be running for president. Not the one chicken you’re probably thinking of, the other one. The one with the brown feath – no not that one –…
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