Posts Tagged ‘taco bell’
Crunchwrap Supreme Court, Taco Bell launches own judiciary system
If you frequent Taco Bell you may be deemed legally, Doritos Locos, after the franchise has declared all 7,235 of its locations as sovereign nations with their own sets of laws and regulations. Sparked by citizens rising want for abortions, Taco Bell realized that if it operated as its own country, it would be able…
Read MoreMons Venus discontinues attractive, young entertainers
Following what has become an established-but-annoying business trend, Tampa’s world famous Mons Venus “gentleman’s club” has announced that they will no longer offer young attractive women for the sake of providing entertainment to club patrons. “Yeah, we know people are going to be disappointed because the hot strippers were very popular, but we just can’t…
Read MoreTampa restaurants launch joint effort to not give a fuck about late-night customers
In an effort to aggressively demonstrate their disdain for people who want to get something to eat late at night, Tampa restaurants have formed a coalition to make that experience extremely difficult. Diners attempting to get a quick bite at Checkers, Burger King, Wendy’s or Taco Bell, all restaurants that advertise that they’re open until…
Read MoreTampa selected as test market for new Taco Bell menu
After announcing they will be discontinuing their Spicy Tostada and Mexican Pizza, Taco Bell fans everywhere are disappointed to say the least. Well you’re in luck, because the restaurant just unveiled 11 new menu items out now in select testing areas Tampa, FL and Boulder, CO. They are a must-try! Can’t decide what’s for dinner?…
Read MoreAnother new restaurant concept coming to Ybor
Gonzmart will be opening Descartados, what he’s calling an ‘upscale upgrade’ that will serve all the things that Taco Bell no longer offers.
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