Posts Tagged ‘TNF’
Will AI replace or enhance imagination?
Everyone’s pussy’s have been squirting over the new AI art programs. “Are computers going to replace us? Will they take our jobs? Are they more artistic and creative than humans are?” Yes and no. They’re creating based off of what humans have already made. They can only work with what we give them. Like science.…
Read MoreHow to $tick it to Tampa News Force
In an obvious effort to curry favor with poor, put-upon, tough-as-nails-yet-apparently-thin-skinned Florida Governor Ron DeSantis, Florida Senator Jason Brodeur (R-Lake Mary) has introduced “Senate Bill 1316: Information Dissemination“, which would require any blogger writing about government officials to register with the Florida Office of Legislative Services or the Commission on Ethics. Brodeur, who you may…
Read MoreTNF Editor loses huge stockpile of amazing comedy
Larry Inkvein, a lower level editor with the Editing Division of the Editorial Department at Tampa News Force, has apparently lost hundreds, maybe dozens, of brilliantly written, hysterically funny comedy news articles due to being an inattentive dumbass. “Ah, fuck,” he said. “Apparently when I was scheduling those beauties, I inadvertently dated them for 2022…
Read MoreGuy forgets headline, publishes article anyway
I also forgot the article too. My boss is going to have his way with me when he sees this. But screw it, I don’t care anymore. What’s he going to do, fire me? He has nobody else! Literally! I look up and down my hallway and every office has cleared out! It’s me, the…
Read MoreHappy Plane Train Premiere Anniversary Day!
On this date, November 11, in 2018, the world witnessed the premiere of Tampa News Force’s first film, “Plane Train”. Ah, 2018. The world was a very different place. Donald Trump was still the President of the United States of America. We witnessed a Supreme Court nominee cry about beer. Kanye West was still just…
Read MoreMarco Rubio Recognized as Best New Career Politician
With his third term reelection looking more likely, Florida Senator Marco Rubio has officially been recognized as Tampa News Force’s best new ‘Career Politician’. The First Annual Tampa News Force Community Awards Gala recognized some of the best politicians in Florida and all the great things they do for Tampa. The event occurred at the…
Read MoreTampa News Force Gala Event Tonight!
Tonight, we at Tampa News Force will celebrate the recent publishing of our 2,000th article with a FREE party at Café Hey in downtown Tampa on Sunday, October 30th from 4pm until 8pm, sponsored by Mean But Clean Soap. There will be refreshments (FREE BEER!), entertainment, awards given out and a John Jacobs Estate Sale…
Read MoreTampa News Force fires marketing professional
Joe Blanc, a marketing expert under contract by Tampa News Force (TNF) to promote Sunday’s TNF 2000th Article Celebration / Free Beer Estate Sale Costume Contest has been relieved of his duties effective immediately. “We hired Joe to spin a sign to draw some visibility to the event, you know, really flamboyant, elaborate dance routines…
Read MoreDignitaries invited to be honored at TNF 2000th Article party
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis and Florida Senator Rick Scott have been invited by Tampa News Force to appear at the TNF 2000th Article Celebration / Free Beer Estate Sale Costume Contest, this Sunday, October 30th at Café Hey in Tampa for the sake of being presented with special meritorious achievement awards. The following was sent…
Read MoreTHIS is the 2000th article!
Tampa News Force, the highly revered, venerable and redundant media platform and purveyor of satirical news parody content, has published the 2000th article in the organization’s storied history: this one. That’s right, you’re reading history as we’re making it. Never before have writers and readers been united in the quest to pat themselves and each…
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