Posts Tagged ‘Toronto Raptors’
Tampa Bay postseason sports excitement resumes today
For the first time ever, the Tampa Bay Lightning (36-17-3) and Florida Panthers (37-14-5) will square off in the NHL’s Stanley Cup Playoffs, with Game 1 of the first round taking place in Sunrise, tonight at 7:30pm. The Lightning’s first season was in 1992 and the two teams have been in the league together since…
Read MoreTampa Bay Vipers caught impersonating Toronto Raptors
The currently dormant XFL’s Tampa Bay Vipers have been caught impersonating the NBA’s Toronto Raptors, in an elaborate scheme to commit fraud and get some workout time for the players. NBA Commissioner Adam Silver made the discovery when he removed what turned out to be a Pascal Siakam mask from the head of a man…
Read MoreToronto Blue Jays to play 2021 season in Tampa
The Toronto Blue Jays have announced that they will play the entirety of the upcoming 2021 Major League Baseball season in Tampa, following the lead of the NBA’s Toronto Raptors. “With the ongoing pandemic and the Canadian travel restrictions in place as a result, we just think this is the right thing to do”, said…
Read MoreRaptors sign Antonio Brown
“If there’s one thing my career in sports has taught me it’s that I can do anything I want.”
Read MoreMarc Gasol catches pinkeye from Tampa strip club
“I just wanted to indulge in Tampa’s culture seeing as I’m going to be living here for the next season… Well, not seeing so well at the moment at least.” Gasol laughed.
Read MoreToronto Raptors Unveil Tampa Raptors Jerseys, Drake Approves
During a joint press conference with the Tampa Bay Sports Commission, the Toronto Raptors management team, along with Toronto Rapper Drake, unveiled the temporary Tampa Bay Raptors jerseys for the 2021 NBA Season. “I am not a pedophile,” said Drake, unprompted, before the press conference began. He then signaled for his music to be played.…
Read MoreTampa Bay welcomes Toronto Raptors in ongoing effort to win some kind of championship in every sport
For the first time in history, Tampa Bay will be the home, at least temporarily, to an NBA franchise this season, due to travel restrictions stemming from the Covid-19 pandemic put in place by the Canadian government. “Ultimately, the current public health situation facing Canadians, combined with the urgent need to determine where we will…
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