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Meme producers pulling all-nighter

Meme Makers

In anticipation of tomorrow’s indictment of former president Donald Trump in connection with the yearslong investigation into a hush money scheme involving adult film actress Stormy Daniels, the nation’s meme makers are gearing up with an all-night brainstorming session tonight. “We’re looking forward to one of the busiest days we’ve ever had,” said online content…

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Trump endorses Clearwater pizzeria

Former or current President of the United States Donald Trump has offered his enthusiastic support of Sonny’s Pizza, a small pizza and subs shop in Clearwater. “He approached us, not vice-versa, which is wild,” said owner Tim “Sonny” Schwartz. “Apparently he called lots of pizza places in Florida before reaching us. I guess we got…

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Tampa man’s mom throws away his collection of Trump cards

Cards

Scott Hamper recently discovered that his mother, with whom he lives in a house in Tampa, has thrown away his entire collection of Donald Trump cards. “Mom! Jesus Christ!” he was quoted as saying upon learning of the situation. The Trump cards, which are also considered non-fungible tokens (NFTs) cost $99 each and were issued…

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Trump too smart to fall for DeShenantisanigans

Pull My Finger

As division widens between top Republican leaders former President Donald Trump and recently re-elected Florida Governor Ron DeSantis, tensions between the two men on a personal level are rising. At a recent “We’re In This Together Breakfast & Lunch But Definitely Not Brunch Because That’s Gay” event held at the prestigious Denny’s on Dale Mabry…

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DOJ had questions about Top Secret document transportation and storage

Documents

Part of the heavily-redacted affidavit pertaining to the recent search of former President Donald Trump’s home in Mar-a-Lago indicates that the Department of Justice (DOJ) has had serious concerns about the handling of Top Secret documents: Tampa News Force has obtained a transcript from a DOJ representative and one of Trump’s lawyers… DOJ: We have…

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