Posts Tagged ‘Vote’
Jesus denied access to voting precinct
Jesus Christ, the central figure of Christianity, the world’s largest religion, who many believe to be the incarnation of God the Son and the awaited messiah as prophesied in the Hebrew Bible, was turned away from an election polling place in the Riverbend neighborhood in Tampa this morning. Arriving at St Chad’s Episcopal Church on…Read More
For the love of all that’s holy, VOTE!
You know that famous quote, “All it takes for evil to be a thing is for good people to not do anything and you hardly ever do anything, so how about you get off your ass for a change and fucking do something” or however it goes? Yeah, that. Tomorrow, assuming you didn’t already vote…Read More
The TNF Swag Store is back!
The following is a paid commercial advertisement. The views and opinions expressed within do not necessarily reflect the opinions of the staff and management of Tampa News Force, except they do because it’s a commercial for Tampa News Force by Tampa News Force and we paid for it. Have you seen everybody wearing all kinds…Read More
New challenger enters gubernatorial race
A surprise latecomer has declared their intention to run for governor in Florida’s 2022 election. “My name is Sandy McNipplering and I’m new”, said the mysterious stranger. “I mean, I’m from here, right here in Florida, like my whole life. Otherwise how would I be eligible to run for governor? Ha ha! But you couldn’t…Read More
Top Five Bad Excuses for Not Voting (aside from just not wanting to)
Election Day is this Tuesday, November 3rd, with the race between Joe Biden and Donald Trump for President of the United States among many important issues set to be resolved by citizens participating in the democratic process of voting. A lot of people have already voted. Others are waiting for the “official” day-of. Many, many…Read More
Final Presidential Debate Will Happen Tonight
Here’s what to look for, or avoid, depending on your level of tolerance for what happens in these things…Read More
Sinkhole aliens show up for early voting
Today marks the start of early voting in Florida. Experts expect a record turnout after more than 25 million citizens in other states have already gone to the polls. In early October, a sinkhole opened up in Trinity on Little Road in front of Varsity Club Sports Bar. Since its inception, officials say the sinkhole…Read More