Posts by Roger Hughes
Supreme Court Justice Kavanaugh stops cleaning out fleshlight
Through the Freedom of Information act, a schedule of Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanugh’s recent visits to the urologist have been released. The nature of the visits are protected by HIPAA but through an exclusive interview with an employee of the office who wished to remain anonymous, it seems the early draft of the now…
Read MoreSt. Pete Mayor to have rap battle with 50 Cent
On Friday February 4th, 50 Cent reportedly threw a Super Bowl party in a private airport hangar in St Petersburg and the Mayor did not get an invitation. Rick Kriseman lashed out at 50 Cent on Twitter the following Saturday calling the party “stupid” and suggested that the cost of the infractions would be at…
Read MoreDeSantis lifts Florida mask requirements, even for surgeons/hazmat
Last week Governor Ron DeSantis announced that the state would be moving to Phase 3 and lifting penalties for those not following COVID mask mandates. At the time it was unclear what power local governments still had and how different types of businesses were affected. In a statement earlier today, Florida’s Governor gave some clarity.…
Read MoreLocal lobsters launch White Claw boycott, claim “All Claws Matter”
Crowds have been flocking to Florida beaches after they opened this summer and along with them, they brought plenty of litter. For nearly 2 months, our sea life enjoyed some time away from the discarded cigarette butts, plastic and cans that seem to lie in the wake of every beach party. Now it is just…
Read More6 Reasons Why Billy Ray Cyrus Might Not be an Irresponsible Horse Daddy
Although it’s been over a year since the song, “Old Town Road” by Lil Nas X featuring Billy Ray Cyrus came out, it has been brought up again as a shining example for some in the Black Lives Matter movement. This has some animals rights groups and activists, including St Pete Musician Noel Rochford, in…
Read MoreArea Man with Rebel Flag Tattoo Outraged About NASCAR Ban “They can’t not let me in because of the colors on my skin”
Wesley Chapel business owner, Clive Whitman, has attended the Coke Zero Sugar 400 every year for the past 18 years. Up until the schedule change for 2020, the race would run on 4th of July weekend with a fireworks display after the unique Saturday night race making it the most patriotic of the season. Clive…
Read MorePunxsutawney Phil Challenges Easter Bunny After Orlando Fight Video goes Viral
Bear Creek Mountain Resort – Jefferson County, PA – Thursday, 4.25.2019 In an early press conference outside his home in Pennsylvania Thursday morning, Punxsutawney Phil officially challenged the champion, The Easter Bunny, hailing from Florida for the Holiday Rodent World Heavyweight Title. “Everyday since I can remember I’ve repeated the same tight schedule. Alarm goes…
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