Posts Tagged ‘christmas’
Rick Scott visited by 300 million ghosts
Senator Rick Scott of Florida experienced an unsettling Christmas Eve, as he was visited by some 300 million ghosts, each representing a dollar he stole from Medicare while CEO of Columbia/HCA Healthcare Corp. “BooOOOoooOOoo! I’m a ghost but could have been so much more; I could have gone to pay for someone’s medical treatment!!”, said…
Read MoreTampa dog approves of Christmas
Piccolo, a Corgi who lives near Oldsmar, has decided that Christmas is pretty good. “I can’t speak for all dogs, but I think it’s nice”, he said. “I know some dogs hate wearing the goofy outfits and that there is a lot of noise and commotion, which can cause anxiety. I get that and I…
Read MoreLow-level employee attends wrong company holiday party
Due to being included in a group email by mistake, Mike Clunbgh, a shipping clerk for United Business System Analysis Coordinators, Inc. in Tampa, attended the wrong employee holiday party Saturday night. “Right company, but definitely the wrong party actually,” said Clunbgh. “Jennifer is the one who sent out the email. I guess she should…
Read MoreTampa News Force official 2021 holiday gift guide
It’s holiday season once again, when you disappoint your loved ones with the things you buy for them instead of your actions and life choices, like the rest of the time. In an ultimately futile effort to minimize the damage you’re going to incur/cause, we proudly present the 2021 edition of the Tampa News Force…
Read MoreTampa Bay Area stores removing COVID supplies to make room for holiday decorations
Retailers in the Tampa Bay Area are rotating their seasonal inventory, taking away COVID staples like face masks and hand sanitizer to make room for Halloween costumes and candy as well as Christmas cards and colored lights. “This is pretty standard in the ol’ seasonal retail biz”, said Fred Goshwartz, a manager at the CVS…
Read MoreCheck out the 1st Annual Tampa News Force Christmas TV Spectacular Special
From our hyper-local satirical news outlet to your anywhere-in-the-world consumer viewing household, it’s our first holiday TV special with John Jacobs, Josh Santos, Clark Brooks and your host, the rookie Sensation herself, Cannzana Stockwil! Featuring a musical performance from special guest, St. Paul Peterson! Enjoy!
Read MoreCOVID test numbers expected to plummet to record lows in Tampa this weekend
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis is reporting that projections indicate that there will be zero positive COVID-19 test results from Tampa between now and the end of the Christmas weekend, which he is giddily touting as a Christmas Miracle. “It’s a Christmas Miracle!”, he touted giddily at a hastily arranged press conference on Dale Mabry Highway,…
Read MoreTampa man can’t shake nagging feeling he’s forgotten something
A sales associate for Boost Mobile in Tampa is positive he’s forgotten something important pertaining to Christmas, but hasn’t been able to figure out what it might be. “It’s driving me crazy”, Joe Banjoe said, sitting alone at Hattrick’s in downtown Tampa. “I just can’t put my finger on what it is.” “I don’t think…
Read MoreHallmark to air Christmas romance movie set in Ybor City
“We just think Ybor is such a colorful and vibrant locale. It’s hard to understand why more films haven’t been set there”
Read MoreGovernor DeSantis shows up late for tree lighting in Ybor
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis showed up very early this morning in Ybor City to participate in the 10th annual holiday tree lightning ceremony, which took place over two weeks ago. “I kind of wanted to avoid the crowd”, he said. “Plus, showing up fashionably late is something that’s cool to do.” The event was presented…
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