Posts Tagged ‘christmas’
Tampa man has mixed feelings about Christmas gift
How do you respond to gifts you don’t absolutely love?
Read MoreCouples compete for Christmas custody of mutual acquaintance
So this is Christmas
Read MoreNew York Times coverage of violent Ybor incident brought to you by Christmas tree company
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Read MoreHow to spend Christmas
It’s Christmas Day and somehow, you’ve gotten here without making plans for what to do. Don’t worry, we’re here to help. Here’s every way there is for you to spend Christmas if you don’t already have plans. 1. Be with family and friends, all the people who love and cherish you Yeah. Okay. Sure. If…
Read MoreRick Scott visited by 300 million ghosts
Senator Rick Scott of Florida experienced an unsettling Christmas Eve, as he was visited by some 300 million ghosts, each representing a dollar he stole from Medicare while CEO of Columbia/HCA Healthcare Corp. “BooOOOoooOOoo! I’m a ghost but could have been so much more; I could have gone to pay for someone’s medical treatment!!”, said…
Read MoreTampa dog approves of Christmas
Piccolo, a Corgi who lives near Oldsmar, has decided that Christmas is pretty good. “I can’t speak for all dogs, but I think it’s nice”, he said. “I know some dogs hate wearing the goofy outfits and that there is a lot of noise and commotion, which can cause anxiety. I get that and I…
Read MoreLow-level employee attends wrong company holiday party
Due to being included in a group email by mistake, Mike Clunbgh, a shipping clerk for United Business System Analysis Coordinators, Inc. in Tampa, attended the wrong employee holiday party Saturday night. “Right company, but definitely the wrong party actually,” said Clunbgh. “Jennifer is the one who sent out the email. I guess she should…
Read MoreTampa News Force official 2021 holiday gift guide
It’s holiday season once again, when you disappoint your loved ones with the things you buy for them instead of your actions and life choices, like the rest of the time. In an ultimately futile effort to minimize the damage you’re going to incur/cause, we proudly present the 2021 edition of the Tampa News Force…
Read MoreTampa Bay Area stores removing COVID supplies to make room for holiday decorations
Retailers in the Tampa Bay Area are rotating their seasonal inventory, taking away COVID staples like face masks and hand sanitizer to make room for Halloween costumes and candy as well as Christmas cards and colored lights. “This is pretty standard in the ol’ seasonal retail biz”, said Fred Goshwartz, a manager at the CVS…
Read MoreCheck out the 1st Annual Tampa News Force Christmas TV Spectacular Special
From our hyper-local satirical news outlet to your anywhere-in-the-world consumer viewing household, it’s our first holiday TV special with John Jacobs, Josh Santos, Clark Brooks and your host, the rookie Sensation herself, Cannzana Stockwil! Featuring a musical performance from special guest, St. Paul Peterson! Enjoy!
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